My nipples explode with delight!

Are whistle tips making a comeback? Whoo whoo!!

AP Bio is a good one that’s also set mostly in a school. I tried a few episodes of Abbott Elementary and it didn’t reel me in the same way, I need to go back and finish a season to give it a fair shake.

Coat the blade with turds too, bonus if sepsis is the cause of death.

The Troubles Part 2: It Came From The EU

I asked for light ice in my drink the other day and they gave me the regular amount of ice. Had my lawyer draft a demand letter for infinity billion dollars within the hour.

Still less attractive than yo mamma

Cynthia Sizer

Grandiosely obstinate party strikes again.

For real for real

Ex chethera

It’s so hard. He’s got a girl’s name.

More until we reach convergence or critical mass and become singularity shooting.

Maybe he has a digital wall clock at home. Though it would be weird he came to a clock shop when those digital clocks usually just need AA batteries he could’ve found at other common stores.

Could be one of those people that never learned to read clocks. Worked with a girl fresh out of high school and had to teach her so she would stop asking me what time it was constantly.

Surviving dysentery is probably the big one.

Buying a Cybertruck

Something about brushing her teeth with her finger awoke something in me.

Why would they not put the bitch who worried in his a bitch you worried?

I will be visiting the Disney next week. I expect much happiness.